Wednesday, March 31, 2010

What The Computer Thinks

Our own personal Hal computer, as I like to call it has made a decision for the better of our space mission.  It determined that during long periods without sex in cryo sleep can cause high tension creating stress problems and could lead to a heart attack and death.  It decided to take the closest person compatible to a women structure and it picked me and turned me into a highly desirable pornstar.  Oh yeah it also made my mind obedient and my sex drive double during this little sessions.  Well now all of Earth including my wife and children get to see me fulfill my fellow astronauts pleasures every year......

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